Joosin’

The explicit referent of this title is Joose, a caffeinated malt beverage that makes Sparks look like watered-down apple juice. Seriously, Joose is so intense, the liquor store on Haight Street doesn’t stock it because it “makes the bums too crazy.” Joose is so powerful, it’s become a verb as well as a noun (“Yo, you guys should come over, we’re Joosing tonight.”) and developed its own intricate subculture (q.v. http://www.drinkjoose.com/JOOSE.html). Joose is liquid crack.

But in a more general sense, this category is meant to refer to all shenanigans that may fall under the larger umbrella of partying. Jamie lives with his mom, so I don’t know how much he can add here, unless drinking a glass of Manischewitz while watching “Jeopardy” counts.

*Suck My Guac does not endorse quad-Joosing.

Posts:

Pub Golf. -Kate

How to Drink for Free -Kate

Buenos Aires knows how to party -Kate

No, I haven’t bounced, I’m just joosin’ hardcore at home -Kate

Kate has left the country – we’re all doomed – Jamie

Joosin’ and City Life? Gotta be Drunk Driving – Jamie

This is how we do – Jamie

I’m really not painting the best picture of myself here -Kate